Failed Datewear is the recovery uniform for awkward dinners, unmatched vibes, and stories best shared with friends after. Designed for creatives, introverts, and serial daters navigating the emotional (and often hilarious) minefield of modern connection.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex tee — soft enough for self-soothing, durable enough for the next try.

• Classic unisex fit — true to size
• Made-to-order and printed by hand
• 100% US-grown cotton
• Ribbed knit collar, taped seams for durability
  
• Machine washable

Fit tip: Want that strategic detachment look? Order one size up for an oversized fit.