Gym Avoidant Costume is the official uniform for those who prefer lifting ideas over dumbbells. Designed for creatives, introverts, and anyone navigating life with a strict anti-cardio philosophy.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex tee that’s comfortable enough to wear while not working out. Durable enough for your next café run, soft enough for your next nap.

• Classic unisex fit — true to size
• Made-to-order and printed by hand
• 100% US-grown cotton
• Ribbed knit collar, taped seams for durability
  
• Machine washable

Fit tip: Want that strategic detachment look? Order one size up for an oversized fit.